Touchdown…

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A totally insufficient dowry.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Hare Krsna's [Is that Indian?]
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Indian games [I want to be the Cowboy]
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six I.T. graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven eleven workers
Six I.T. graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Bollywood films [I didn’t eat the baby, was the dingo ate the baby]
Seven eleven workers
Six I.T. graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine telemarketers [G'day mate, this is calling Jones, are you wanting greater car rates.]
Eight Bollywood films
Seven eleven workers
Six I.T. graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten minute yoga [Think the Lotus, feel the Lotus... drive the Lotus]
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven eleven workers
Six I.T. graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven syllable names [Peesaravanmuthu-double-decker-bus]
Ten minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven eleven workers
Six I.T. graduates
Five Indian games
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve cricket ball tamperers [I was simply correcting the stitching]
Eleven syllable names
Ten minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven eleven workers
Six I.T. graduates
Five minutes of fame
Four Hare Krsna's
Three butter chickens
Two nosy in-laws and a totally insufficient dowry.

T o u c h d o w n . . .