Saturday, July 29, 2006

Pros and Cons of NOT having a girlfriend

Pros
Carefree Life.
No need to worry about doing something special.
No missing her.
Will not be envied by friends.
No need to manage time, and adjust schedule to fit her in.
No need to spend extra money in phone calls and SMS text messages.
No need to log into friendster everyday to write testimonial for her.
No need to call her from landline.
No need to update her every hour (or rather every minute).
No need to listen to love songs all day long.
No need to buy food for her.
No need to sing songs for her.
No need to play musical instruments for her.
No need to blog about her.
No need to blog for her.
No need to chat with her.
No need to read the cons.

Cons
Feel alone sometimes.
Craves for one when we are depressed troubled.
Wishes she was here to share our problems when we are sad.
No lap to sleep on.
No shoulder to cry on.
Nobody to play with, after you are an adult.
Nobody to spend time with.
Life seems half-empty.
Love seems missing.
Fantasies take control of you.
Internet tempts you.
To some, hustling may look like a better lifestyle.
You won't have enough interest in the nice things you do.
You find your friends crazy if they have girlfriends.
But you'll still want to be crazy like they are.

The cons outweigh the pros!
We all need to be loved...

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